The Greatest Exploitation Film Of All Time!

Got up early
Sunday morning
To write
The greatest exploitation film
Of all time!
It would include
Dirty dominatrixs with
Never emptying machine guns!
Homicidal redneck hillbillies
Feudin!
Bearded ladies chomping down
Chewy raw meat
With steel teeth!
Chainsaws would definitely have
To
Be in there
Somewhere.
And chubby corrupt cops who
Sneer,
Saying
Fuck you punk,
A lot.
Some toxic accidents wouldn’t go astray,
Multiple mutants!
Then topless tattooed girls
With a shiny silver switchblade
In each
Hand,
Couple in their belts
Made from flesh!
Oh, and escaped mental patients,
And fresh from the can
Cons!
Everybody will need to be
On
Dope,
Or swilling from
A big bottle of
Moonshine!
Rounded out by
A mad metal
Soundtrack!
But then I couldn’t think of
Anything else to write,
So I had a cup
Of
Tea
Instead.

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